If Telugu media covered EPL !!!

  For the past few days every Telugu news channel was busy stitching up special stories and programs.Be it Botsa becoming the new PCC Chief or the Telangana MLA's plan for resigning.Some shows were really awful and could not conclude a point even after Innumerable cues.I wondered what would happen if they all covered the prestigious English Premier League.
   Like what sakshi TV does to Y.S.Rajashekhar Reddy...flower's showering on his photo at the top corner of the screen...will Ferguson's photo stand beside a huge number 19?.TV9's Ravi Prakash would have conducted a meeting with Kenny and Ancelloti(I know he is sacked) over the Torres's transfer request with phone calls coming from Liverpudlians all over the world when Roman Abramovich is present on live Video Conference(Too busy a person to come down to studio).Will ETV2 conduct a forum calling all Soccer Pundits to discuss about Wenger's inner thoughts to contain Fabregas even after the repeated saga every season.Will the cartoonists make a mockery of Joe cole after he was termed the "New Messiah" and now hardly finding a place on the bench.The clipping "Emi setu ra linga" would show a widened Harry Redknapp's face emphasizing his comments to retain Luka Modric and Gareth Bale in a paradoxical way.Today being Aquilani's B'day...the heading might have sounded "The big shot returns!".Would the special 30 minutes show sound like "Will King Kenny uphold the trust of LFC to bounce back...Is Andre Villa Boas the right person to justify his job...Will Arsene Wenger finally splash cash...What are Fergie's intentions behind spending big...Stay tuned to listen to all these".The special flick Rahasyam would drill on Dalgish's objective of securing midfielders 400% surplus to requirements.Y.S Jagan might have invested in Blackburn Rovers and using publicity in his channel (Special presentations on Samba,Robinson and Roberts once in every hour), he would have convinced the entire state that it is the best franchise in the league.(Don't laugh...he his capable of doing it).The hot discussion would be on Villa Boas becoming the youngest premier league manger.TV9 would run sms polls asking "Will Sir Alex Ferguson ever retire??...send your option y/n to 57557" (:P). On 28/05/12..will their show's title be "The Day Lionel Messi raped Manchester united".(I know...too offensive a title)
  I cant imagine it to happen.Game's charm and dignity is to be maintained.
Thank god...Telugu media doesn't cover English Premier League. !! :)